Thank you. I honestly needed that laugh today. Just found out this afternoon that my boss, who had just bought the pizza place I work at back in January, died on a cruise over the weekend.A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away the last jedi, who was known as the "rogue one", dreamed of the return of the jedi and the eventual rise of Skywalker which provided him with a new hope for the galaxy.
However his hopes were dashed by the attack of the clones. Unfortunately for him he realized that when the empire strikes back that his solo effort would not be enough to prevent the revenge of the sith at least until who he discovered too late, were the phantom menace that threatened the peace and prosperity of the galaxy. Indeed he would need the Force to awaken.
Thankfully with the help of Andor, two trusty droids, and some sage advice from the book of boba fett, he was able to commune with the force ghost of Kenobi who helped him locate Ahsoka and the Mandalorian and together they were able to prevent the clone wars and in the end the rebels were victorious. They then rode the caravan of courage to Endor to have an Ewok adventure that culminated in the Battle for Endor.
After our heroes celebrated by drinking copious amounts of Corellian whiskey. Unfortunately they all became violently ill because as it turns out it was a bad batch but they ended up making it to the holiday special on time.
I'll show myself out.